Confessions of a Closet Trekkie

The secret sci fi obsession
Revealed in my DVD collection,
Every Star Trek ever made
I have safely hidden away,
Going to comicon dressed in costume
As Star Trek posters line my room.
My dresses and make-up provide no clue
That I own vulcan ears and a Starfleet uniform too.
Beam me up, Scotty,
I am a closet trekkie.